My mum

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My mum

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 16, 2012 6:22 am

I called my mum and said, "I have a question for you."

"What is it?" she asked.

I said, "Can you cook a piece of steak in the oven alongside some chips?"

"Of course." she replied.

"Nice one," I said,
Spoiler:
"I'll be around in about 20 minutes."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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