Gonna get married

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Gonna get married

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:28 am

This young Dublin fella comes home all excited to tell his ma he’s fallen in love and going to get married.

He says: “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you just try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”

The mother agrees, so the next day he brings along three beautiful and sits them down on the couch and they chat away for a while.

He then says: “Right, OK Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.”

She immediately replies, “The one in the middle.”

“That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did ye know?”


Spoiler:
“I don’t like her.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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