She just had to know

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She just had to know

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:30 am

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,

Spoiler:
"Will I be acquitted?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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