Visiting America

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Visiting America

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:28 am

An old couple are in a taxi in America.

The taxi driver says "So which part of England are you folks from?"

The old man replies "From Yorkshire"

The old lady says "What did he say?"

The old man says "He asked which part of England we are from and I said Yorkshire"

The taxi driver says "I've been to Yorkshire once. I stayed with an old couple. The woman was horrible, a real old :censored: bitch, it put me off on ever going back to England!"

The old lady says "What did he say?"

The old man says
Spoiler:
"The driver says he knows you!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Visiting America

Postby pollyanna » Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:46 pm

:funny:
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