Advice needed:

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Advice needed:

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:27 am

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs... the phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. She's has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has got out of one around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked up her mobile, just to see what time it was. She went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again so I decided to really check up on her. I was going to park my 2007 Honda Super Blackbird in front of the garage and hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorbike, that I noticed the rocker covers on the engine seemed to be leaking some oil.

Spoiler:
Is this something I could sort out myself, or should I take it back to the dealer for repair under warranty?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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