Loch Ness monster

[rebbonk]

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.

As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Please help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place and, as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds: "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"Come on, big man, give me a break!!" the man pleaded.

Spoiler:

"Two minutes ago, I didn't believe in that monster either!"