Irishmen

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Irishmen

Postby rebbonk » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:24 am

Two Irishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house.

Paddy picks up a nail, realises it's upside down & throws it away.

He carries on doing this until Murphy asks "Why are you throwing them away?"

"Because they're upside down!" replies Paddy.

"You daft twit," says Murphy
Spoiler:
"Save 'em for the ceiling.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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