50 Shades

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50 Shades

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:06 am

After reading 50 Shades of Grey my wife asked me to tie her tightly to the bed.

"Now what?" I asked

"Hurt me!"

"Ok.
Spoiler:
You have saggy boobs and thick ankles."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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