Cling film

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Cling film

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:50 am

My blonde wife called me today and said, "I'm at the supermarket, do you want anything?"

"Yes," I replied, "Pick me up some cling film."

"Any particular brand?" she asked.

"Get the box with catering cling film written on it," I replied, "It's 40 meters long."

"Sod off, Dave." she said,
Spoiler:
"How am I supposed to get on a bus with that?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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