Chocolate buttons

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Chocolate buttons

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:08 am

I was in the shop today, and there was a little boy crying because he wanted some chocolate buttons.

"I haven't got enough money," his mother said to him.

"I've got some spare change on me, I'll buy them," I said to her.

"Are you sure about that?," she said.

"Of course," I replied,
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"I haven't had chocolate buttons in ages, so it'll be a nice treat for me."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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