Surprise poem

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Surprise poem

Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:00 am

I surprised my wife with a poem today.

"Shall I compare thee to a Summer's Day?" I began.

"Awww. Go on then!" she winked.

"OK" I replied.
Spoiler:
"You're dull and miserable."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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