I wish...

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I wish...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:57 am

I was cleaning out my elderly neighbours back garden yesterday when I came across a lamp.

I rubbed the side, to give it a clean and a genie appeared in a puff of smoke.

"I'll grant you any wish for releasing me from the lamp!" he boomed.

I looked up and noticed a passenger jet in the sky. In need of a holiday, I said "I wish I was on that plane."

With a whoosh, my wish was granted.

Ten minutes later,
Spoiler:
I landed at Birmingham airport.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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