With Age Comes Wisdom!?

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> A guy is 72years old and loves to fish.
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> He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,
> 'Pick me up.'
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> He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
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> He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say
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> again,'Pick me up.'
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> He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
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> The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
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> The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me;
> and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
> I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because
> I will be your bride!'
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> The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked
> it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.
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> The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
> I said, "Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride."'
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> He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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> With age comes wisdom.
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