Me 'n the wife

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Me 'n the wife

Postby rebbonk » Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:36 am

After a drunken night out I said to my wife, "I can't believe how fat and lazy you are."

"Will you please just get off my back!" she screamed.

"No, I wont," I said,
Spoiler:
"You've only got 200 yards left to walk and my feet are hurting."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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