Two Jews

[rebbonk]

Two Jewish men were walking along the city street chatting, when suddenly without warning one of them dashed forward to pick up an object lying in the on the pavement.

“Mannie what have you found”, asked the other guy.

“It’s an un-opened wage packet”, said Mannie.

“You‘re lucky”, he said.

“Lucky?

Spoiler:

look at the tax they’ve stopped me”!