Marriage Guidance

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Marriage Guidance

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:04 am

I went to see my marriage guidance counsellor today.

I said, "I've got some bad news, she's left for good."

He said, "At least you made the effort to try and sort things out."

I said, "Thanks, and thank you for all your advice...

Spoiler:
...I'll have a pint please, Dave."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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