Chat up line

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Chat up line

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:06 am

I was chatting to a fat lass in the pub last night and I said to her 'Wow, you're a big girl!'

She replied 'tell me something I don't know.'

I said
Spoiler:
'salad tastes nice.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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