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Lost dog

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:12 am

I lost the dog whilst out for a run with him this morning.

'Why didn't you take the lead?' asked the wife when I came home.

'I did', I replied,
Spoiler:
'but he overtook me after 100 yards and disappeared into the distance...'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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