Barking

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Barking

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:51 am

Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone.

"Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice.

Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up.

The next morning at precisely four forty four a.m., Bernard called his neighbour back.

"Good morning, Mr. Williams....
Spoiler:
Just called to say that I don't have a dog."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Barking

Postby dutchman » Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:28 pm

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