Milk or eggs

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Milk or eggs

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:11 am

My mom said: "Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6."

I came back with 6 bottles of milk.

She said: "Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?"

I said:
Spoiler:
"BECAUSE THEY HAD EGGS !!!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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