How's life treating you?

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How's life treating you?

Postby rebbonk » Sat May 26, 2012 6:44 am

I saw an old mate in a bar tonight.

"Alright Dave, long time," he said, "how's the happy life with you and that stunning girlfriend of yours treating you?"

"It all ended tragically about 8 years ago mate," I said tearfully.

"Ah, split up did you's?" He asked.

"Nah mate,
Spoiler:
we got married and had 3 kids," I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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