Art exhibition

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Art exhibition

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 02, 2012 6:16 am

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display.

"Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded.

"The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

Spoiler:
"The gentleman was your doctor."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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