Missing husband

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Missing husband

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:46 am

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.

She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbour protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes,
Spoiler:
but who wants HIM back?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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