Speeding in NZ (bit ripe)

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Speeding in NZ (bit ripe)

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:25 am

A young woman was pulled over for speeding.

As a NZ Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policemen's Ball.'

Spoiler:
He replied, 'New Zealand Policemen don't have balls.'

There was a moment of silence while she just smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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