Drunk and disorderly

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Drunk and disorderly

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:32 am

I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly last night and the officer told me: "I've already notified your wife sir"

"And what did she say?"

"Nothing"

Spoiler:
"That's not my wife!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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