Ice warning

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A government warning said that anyone traveling in icy or snowy conditions should pack a shovel, blanket or sleeping bag, extra clothing including hat scarf and gloves, a supply of food and drink, torch with spare batteries, a tow rope, rock salt, primus stove, spare petrol, first aid kit and jump leads.

Spoiler:

I looked a right muppet on the bus this morning!