Stopping smoking

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My wife called the doctor out this morning after I complained of chest pains.

He said, "I think you're smoking too many."

I said, "I've actually cut down."

"How many cigarettes are you smoking at the moment?" he asked.

I said, "Just three."

Spoiler:

"I can see that" he replied, "I meant how many do you smoke a day?"