Paddy and the monkeys

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Paddy and the monkeys

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:17 am

A delivery man breaks down on M4 so he flags down Paddy.

He says to him,"I've got six monkeys in the back, I'll give you £100 if you'll take them to Bristol zoo for me."

Paddy agrees.

Two hours later he sees Paddy driving the opposite way, with the monkeys still in the back!

He flags him down and shouts across,"I thought I told you to take them to the zoo?"

Paddy says, "I did,
Spoiler:
but I had £30 left so I'm taking them to the pictures now."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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