Good news / bad news

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Good news / bad news

Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:31 am

The lawyer looked at his client and said ‘I’ve got good news and bad news – your wife has found a picture worth £1 million.’

‘Well that’s amazing!’ exclaimed the client, ‘but what’s the bad news?’

Spoiler:
‘It’s a picture of you and your secretary.’
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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