His friends all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority; figure out a way and meet here, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrived, and there they are at the cafe.
The first says, "Boy this cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third man says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last one of the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this ride out. I slapped my wife on the backside and said,
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