Frozen chicken

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Frozen chicken

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:09 am

A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at the supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked the shelf stacker, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"

He replied,
Spoiler:
"No, they're dead."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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