I woke him up and said, "What the heck are you doing?"
He said, "The missus has kicked me out, so I thought I'd sleep in here."
"You silly sod" I said. "You can't sleep on that hard floor, you'll do your back in."
He said, "Where else am I meant to sleep?"
I said, "I've got a spare bed upstairs."
"Do you mind?" he asked.
"Not at all" I said.
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