I had a call from my Solicitor yesterday asking that I go to his office as a matter of real urgency.
As soon as I got there he said, "I have some bad news and some terrible news, how would you like it?"
"Bad news first"
"OK, your wife has discovered a picture that'll be worth about £400,000"
"Blimey" I said, "if that's the Bad news give me the terrible news"