A man goes into a restaurant and orders some woop.
The waiter says "Don't you mean the soup".
"Yes", replied the man, "That's what I said".
After his starter he ordered wake pie.
"Don't you mean steak pie", said the waiter.
"Yes", replied the man, "That's what I said".
After his main course he ordered ice cream and the waiter then went to fetch it. Whilst the waiter was away a large wasp flew into the restaurant and started to annoy the man. Now the man had an almighty fear of wasps so he jumped from his chair and bolted under the table.
Just then the waiter arrived back and said to the man "Sir, I have your ice cream here".
The man replied "OK, but is that wasp away".
"No", replied the waiter