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Teenage daughter

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:29 am

My teenage daughter came home in a rage. "I've just done sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!"

I put down my paper:
Spoiler:
"Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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