Paramedic

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Paramedic

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:22 am

I walked in last night to find a paramedic crouching over my wife.

"Get your lips off my wife," I snapped pulling him off her.

"But sir, I'm not kissing her!" He pleaded. "She's stopped breathing."
Spoiler:
"Do I need to repeat myself?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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