Scouse babies

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Scouse babies

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:15 am

Why do Scouse babies get slapped on the backside twice when they're born?

One slap so they start breathing and the other
Spoiler:
so they let go of the midwife's watch.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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