Married

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Married

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 27, 2011 1:38 am

I told my mate that I secretly married my girlfriend yesterday without my wife knowing.

He said "Bigamy, disgusting."

I said,
Spoiler:
"No, skinny Susan, and she's gorgeous."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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