Bad, bad bad, and good news

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Bad, bad bad, and good news

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:23 am

A husband comes home from work, and his wife says "I've got some bad news,and some bad bad news, and some good news."

"OK, what's the bad news?"

She says, "I forgot to put your lottery numbers on."

"Well what is the bad bad news?"

She says, "Your six numbers came out."

"Well what's the good news?"

She replied,
Spoiler:
"There were no winners!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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