He spots a well built Scouser having a quiet drink at the bar, sidles up to him, nudges him gently and whispers "Can I take you into the gents and give you a
job ?"The Scouser spins round, punches him in the nose, kicks him in the nuts, picks him up and throws him out through the bar window.
"Bloody hell Scouse" says the barman, "What was all that about?"
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