Times is hard...

[rebbonk]

Me and my girlfriend hit a tight spot with money and were searching for stuff to sell. She picked up my hair clippers and said "You don't really need these any-more, it's been a while since you shaved your head"

"Good idea!" I said "Can I use them one last time though?"

"Of course" she replied

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Spoiler:

"...now we can sell your straighteners too"