This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.
After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.
After about five or six whiskies he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.
He asks the barman, "What the heck is that?"
The barman says, "It's a Moose."
The Scottish dude says, "Blow me!