Simon Cowell is such a plonker

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My nan said to me, "Simon Cowell is such a plonker, why does he wear his trousers 2 inches below his nipples?"

I said, "Nan, where do you wear your trousers?"

She said, "On my waist".

I said,

Spoiler:

"Exactly, 2 inches below your nipples".