Diamond earrings

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Diamond earrings

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:14 am

My missus rang me earlier and said "where the hell are you ?"

I replied " you know that jewellers where you saw those diamond earrings you really liked ?"

"yes" she said in a much softer voice

Spoiler:
"Well, I'm in the pub opposite".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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