Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman

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Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 02, 2011 3:33 am

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were each left 5,000 pounds by a rich man on condition that after his death they would each put 100 pounds into his coffin in case he needed it in the afterlife.

The Englishman and the Irishman duly put in their hundred pounds.

The Scotsman took out the 200 pounds
Spoiler:
and put in a cheque for 300 pounds.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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