Who wants to be a millionaire?

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Who wants to be a millionaire?

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:54 am

Paddy is on his final question for a million pound with Chris Tarrant, he has only 1 life line left..phone a friend.

''Which bird does not make a nest? A. sparrow, B. swallow, C. blackbird or D. Cuckoo?''

Paddy calls Murphy who answers 'Be Jesus! Its a cuckoo 100%.''

Paddy wins the Million. Afterwards Paddy rings Murphy ''How the hell did you know that?''

Murphy says ''Well Paddy yer thick booger..
Spoiler:
it lives in a clock
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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