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Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:38 am

I was working in Asda when a customer with a loaf of bread in his hand asked me, "Excuse me, could somebody cut this in slices for me?"

Apparently, saying
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Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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