money and the barman won't give them credit. Just then a bloke walks in with a Red Indian's scalp on his belt.
The barman shakes his head and says,"I hate Indians. Last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, raped my wife and killed my children. If any man brings me the scalp of a Red Indian I will give them 1,000 dollars."
The two Irishmen look at each other and then go off to find a Red Indian...
later that day they see one, and Mick throws a stone which hits the Red Indian on the head. The Indian falls off his horse but lands
70ft down a ravine. Paddy and Mick dash down into the ravine where Paddy starts scalping the Indian.
Suddenly Mick says,"Paddy look at this...."
Paddy says,"In a minute."
"No, look at this....,"says Mick.
"No, can't ya see I'm
busy....."Mick grabs hold of him and Paddy looks up and sees 5,000 Indians standing at the top of the ravine.
"
me," says Paddy, Spoiler:
