How to run a pub with just £2...

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How to run a pub with just £2...

Postby dutchman » Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:29 pm

Use £1 to buy the lease on a recently closed pub, there are plenty around.

Next use the other £1 to purchase a winning lottery ticket.

Invest the £80million you won with the lottery ticket in any business except a pub.

Now use the annual income from the £80milllion investments to cover the losses from the pub you just bought :clown:
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