Blood pressure

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Blood pressure

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 25, 2026 11:39 am

My blood pressure is quite high, so my doctor told me to eat more vegetables, leafy greens, kale, spinach, etc.

It tastes like garbage, but I just put loads of salt on it.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Blood pressure

Postby dutchman » Sat Jul 25, 2026 9:21 pm

:lol:
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